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 if you ever need to take a cold shower, you can make it easier by acclimating
 yourself slowly. The easiest way to do this is to spread water over successive
 parts of your body with your hands - I usually start with my thighs, then
 legs, then belly and butt, then chest, neck, then face. After that you should
 be good to get in the water.
 
 somehow it's less painful if it's applied by a warm hand, and yet it gets you
 comfortable in the cold just the same. curious...
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=== SIMILARITY RANKED ===

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 if you want to cool down quickly, apply cool water or ice to the inner parts
 of your wrist.
 
 the veins are closer to the surface there, and if you cool the blood pumping
 to your hands and back it'll cool your heart a bit.
 
 also, forehead and back of the neck and good options too.
 
 however, nothing on this earth works better than putting your girlfriend's
 cold toes under your arm-pits. if possible, always warm her toes.
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--- #2 fediverse/2486 ---
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 😑 🚿 warm showers on a cold morning
 🥰 🚿 cold showers after a hot day
 
 brb taking a shower 😉
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 the best part about bathing is the whirlpool!
 
 the worst part about bathing is carrying your weeks worth of wet clothes to
 the drying rack -.-
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--- #4 fediverse/5797 ---
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 I was BATHED in sweat when I got home. just absolutely drenched. Then I sat
 alone and dried off and now I'm all powdery T.T
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--- #5 fediverse/5146 ---
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 to help cool down in arid environments, have water dripping from a faucet onto   │
 a wet towel or cloth. Then when you pass by you can wipe down and it's super     │
 refreshing. Can do a sponge or paper towel too if you want.                      │
 this helps keep the air moist because the water will slowly evaporate from the   │
 driest parts of the cloth instead of rolling down a drain-pipe-hole and going    │
 into the ocean.                                                                  │
 moist air is cool air. Helps if you live somewhere with increased air            │
 pressure, like a valley or a coast.                                              │
 especially with wind. not too much, otherwise it gets sandy, just enough to      │
 feel nice when the sweat is upon your back.                                      │
 "but what about all the other places that aren't perfect?"                       │
 oh, well, different places require different adjustments to the environment.     │
 You wouldn't want to do the faucet dripping strategy in alaska or poland         │
 because it might freeze.                                                         │
 "... poland? do you mean the poles of the earth?"                                │
 yes yes, earth poles, pole land, same thing.                                     │
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 noooooooo                                                                        │
noooooooo now my brain won't have room for wisdom
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 best way to stay hydrated is to take small little sips every 15-30 minutes
 rather than down a huuuuuge bottle once every 6 hours
 
 the reason is that your body absorbs water like a sponge might. but, it's a
 slow-acting sponge, and the water only stays in your blood for so long before
 it's filtered by the kidneys.
 
 meaning you're only hydrated for a short while, and then you gotta whiz
 
 meanwhile if you take little sips often throughout the day, you'll always have
 sweat to cool you down, and you'll need to pee a lot less - probably only
 enough to remove materials your body can't use from your food and such. also
 waste-products from your cells as they work.
 
 which is to say you'll pee less, and it'll be less and less useful for um
 "recycling" if things get dire. so... become un-piss-drinkable! you'll be
 healthier anyway!
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 whenever I take a shower I look like a wet cat for the rest of the day. I feel
 like a wet cat for the rest of 5ever though.
 
 why must I baaaathe! don't you know I'm self cleaning? I change my underwear
 at least twice a day! darn society and their darn proclivities to
 ultra-sensitive noses that somehow pick up on me but somehow fail to notice
 the scent of flowers still in bloom or morning showers gone too soon
 
 not that there's any flowers blooming where I live. that'd just be silly heh
 heh *sweats nervously*
 
 damn now I have to take ANOTHER SHOWER stupid sweat glands stupid pheromones
 stupid dead skin buildup (sebum I think it's called?) stupid oils that stain
 clothes - AND THAT'S ANOTHER THING who decided that laundry was important
 enough to wear something ONCE and then never again? it's like they expect you
 to *wash* it or something. ugh I don't have time for that, I need to be weird
 on the internet.
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--- #8 fediverse/3110 ---
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 @user-1441 @user-226 
 
 I prefer cold and dry over hot or moist ^_^
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 "what if we all took showers at the same time so nobody could ~~hear the
 screams~~"
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 https://www.northshorecare.com/incontinence-products/personal-care/body-wipes/n
 orthshore-supreme-quilted-wipes/northshore-supreme-heavy-duty-quilted-wipes-x-l
 arge-case600-1250s
 
 speaking as a person who uses these kind of wipes often, they can be used as a
 "portable shower" in a pinch. Can you think of anyone you see around you who
 might want to feel a bit cleaner, but can't afford a home with a shower?
 
 It's also hot. If you go camping, these can help with sweat. Somehow they
 always feel cool.
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 me, sitting in my winter jacket, eating icecream and drinking iced tea,
 glancing over at my thermostat that I turned off to save money
 
 "why is it so cold in here"
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 holy shit I have a lot of laundry to do in the bathtub today. have I really
 not showered all week? ? ?
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 it's always a good idea to wear multiple layers, especially when it's decently
 cold out.
 
 make sure they're different colors. Ideally, one layer totally black, the
 other completely colorful.
 
 then if you ever need to you can strip one layer and become someone else.
 They're just clothes, they grow ~~on trees~~ in stores.
 
 speaking of stores, if you're ever going to do anything spicy, make sure you
 wear that outfit exactly once, unless it's all black. Jeans are okay too since
 they all usually look pretty similar.
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 Try and eat as many different colors of vegetables as you can, as often as you
 can.
 
 drinking cool clean water is bliss, savor that moment
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 it's important to always have an extra pair of sweatpants in the bathroom.
 
 trust me
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 sometimes I'll accidentally get food on my hands and think "oh gross is this
 why humans like to have napkins handy when eating?"
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 why the heck would you only let people sleep in your bed if you're also
 sleeping in it? maybe they'll sniff your pillow and get lost in your dreams.
 /shrug
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--- #18 fediverse/734 ---
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 why am I so cold
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 when I go out on walks
 before I set out again
 I wait until my blisters healed again
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 always dump out a water bottle before filling it.
 
 helps keep it clean a bit longer.
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 I've never felt cleaner than when I wash my body in a river. Something about
 the comforting bio-film on the rocks gives my skin a nice ooze. [ew gross]
 it's really not gross I promise it feels like it's how it's supposed to be
 [use lotion??] no that's different it's not about moisture [weirdo]
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 do you ever wonder about how much heat is absorbed the plants and leaves?
 Kinda makes me think that they're keeping us warm at night. The desert is much
 colder than you'd expect, and so it the moon, or mars, or any other
 sufficiently devastated forest habitat.
 
 (plains are my favorite biome, please don't take them away with your stupid
 climate change, they're one of the most at risk)
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--- #23 fediverse/3760 ---
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 DID YOU KNOW if you ask someone 15 times over the course of an activity
 whether or not they're "having fun" then odds are they won't, in fact, have
 very much fun
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 one neat thing about wearing many layers of clothes is that you get a bunch of
 new pockets.
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 If you're packing for a long car ride, it's a good idea to put the things
 you'll need first near the top of the bag, and the things you'll need at your
 destination at the bottom.
 
 if you don't know where you're going, well then just try and pack more of the
 essentials.
 
 for example sandwiches go at the top, because you're going to be eating them
 en route.
 
 however clean underwear should probably be near the bottom.
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 subconsciously running your hand over your butt every time you stand up to
 make sure you didn't pee your pants
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 other people: "you smell like you"
 
 my family: "you smell like BO take a fucking shower" *throws things at me*
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 when you're out in the rain, it's natural to take your clothes off. but then
 they rob you while you're blind (sleeping) or otherwise pre-occupied like by
 being in the rain without any clothes on because it's more comfortable to keep
 your clothes dry inside of doors (cabinets in the wood) (mounted to trees or
 soil or walls) and then you gotta find your own (we keep them in stores)
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 I legitimately think everyone in my life is just as cool as me
 
 they just... don't know how to know it.
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 I talk about fight club which is why nobody invites me to fight club.
 
 thank goodness. I have a really low pain tolerance.
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 what if I stayed inside all day and closed my eyes and pretended to be made
 out of water
 
 at least 70% give or take when I take a drink
 
 of water, because soda corrodes your insides just a tiny little bit, while
 water washes away the goop they feed us, grown from polluted fields that never
 asked for this
 
 I yearn for the fantasy of a life unrequited
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 on a hot day, it's better to meet in the morning than afternoon.
 
 though things do still happen after noon.
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 @user-258 
 
 most people are scared to respond to others because they think what they're
 saying is posted on some public, immutable record of their existence.
 Meanwhile I revel in that circumstance by posting about whatever I want to
 talk about. I tend to assume that most people do the same, so when I saw your
 post I assumed you wanted to talk about hydration, hence the in-depth nature
 of my replies _^
 
 plus I thought your joke was funny and it made me laugh out loud
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