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 @user-932 
 
 eeeeep if my pickle had a face I would slice it into bits and throw it to the
 ducks. They probably wouldn't like the smell but it's the thought that counts.
 
 And yes I would hear the screams of the pickle and I would cackle because
 that's JUST WHAT AN OLD-STYLE WITCH DOES EEEEHEHEHEHEHE
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 @user-168 hehehehehehe *witch cackles* I told you it was a nightmare
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 I feel more of a hunger for cackling than I do thirst for food
 
 like a MADWOMAN or a witch who has certain magical powers, unbeknownst to any
 but the spirit who follows her my dears.
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 *oh my god what a witch*
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 "She's a witch, and for some reason she's convinced it's okay to be fucking
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 eat another pickle
 
 you surely will not regret eating another pickle
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--- #6 fediverse/5014 ---
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 @user-803 
 
 witches
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 I'm possessed by a we'tch
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--- #8 fediverse/4697 ---
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 *I want to pee in your pants and throw javelins at visions of bad guys while
 climbing on boulders and gazing to the horizon*
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--- #9 fediverse/2386 ---
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 Tee, hee, look at me, I'm a witch who writes nothing but kookie-dookerie
 
 I pee my pants and stare at trees, what's less harmful than little old me?
 
 The best smokescreen I can think of is to be true to your heart, to be weak,
 to be vulnerable. Then you get put on the "worry about later" list, and not
 the other kind.
 
 I never lie. When convinced I am wrong, I change my mind. I am always
 listening, always ready to hear where I'm flawed. I do my best every day, and
 that's enough for me.
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--- #10 fediverse/4295 ---
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 I'm the kind of witch who's so poor, she can barely afford to eat because
 she's paying all her money on rent
 
 "*just get on food stamps, you'll never pay for food again*"
 
 sorry, can't do that. I'd feel rich with a full pantry. What is best in life?
 A full pantry, the smell of warmth, and the space to resist peril.
 
 I know I'm not rich enough to afford those things, because I don't work hard
 enough. HA just take the handout, solve your material problems, live in your
 house for 6 more months instead of 2, and stop complaining you stupid ritz
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--- #11 fediverse/5224 ---
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 @user-246 🥺 :blobcatwitch:
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--- #12 fediverse/5972 ---
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 nobody wants to read a whole bible. that sucks. what if these cool guys read
 it to us. omg he's so hot.
 
 oh, right. well... make them old and stuffy? not a chance, they're boring.
 (rude)
 
 I like old people actually, I want to spend as much time with them that I can
 
 I just... never initiate reactions. I'm too stealthy, it's just how I do.
 
 you ask me how I'm a witch? I ask *why aren't you*. magic is *cool*, I'm so
 hyped for the future when every computer everywhere is working for you.
 
 *crash boom* huh what was that? the economy? what do you mean the economy?
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--- #13 fediverse/4262 ---
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 good witches make enchantments.
 
 bad witches steal them.
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--- #14 fediverse/4468 ---
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 oh look at me, typing my thoughts while doing chores. And you all get to
 listen, you lucky ducks ; )
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 @user-95 oh yeah I forgot about my hat. they'll probably remember me for that.
 they say witches and their hats are all ugly and green and covered in warts
 but I don't think that's true because I have a relatively normal human skin
 color and zero warts. beauty is in the eye of the beholder though so if you
 want answers on that part you'll have to slay it first.
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--- #16 fediverse/4324 ---
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 witches are people who see the inherent spirit in all things
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--- #17 fediverse/5834 ---
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 would you feet a cat at your door?
 
 how about a crow?
 
 would you water a dying plant? (don't, they get waterlogged if the soil is
 already moist)
 
 what if a dear
 
 what if dear food
 
 what if bear
 
 what if bear food
 
 what if dogpack
 
 what if dogpackfoodtearchompbitepullsavor
 
 I'd feeeed my self but dollars and errands are hard : (
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 I am not dependable.
 
 Do not rely on me.
 
 I'll never betray you, but I will eventually let you down.
 
 Such is the nature of a luck witch...
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 Also she's just a person, a cursed person but hey she's just trying to do
 right. So am i. I believe in goodness, and so does she (even though she can be
 a bit evil about it) (without trying, I might add, it just comes naturally to
 her) (she's better now though)
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--- #20 fediverse/1143 ---
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 ah, but my dear... your "wisdom" has *side effects.*
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 And lo!
 
 She would forever be know
 
 As the girl who smelled
 
 Like she had pissed herself
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 "your hat makes you look like a fucking nazgul"
 
 hell yeah it does. I'm a *witch* what the fuck did you think I was going for??
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 @user-192 
 
 yeah. I don't, for I have but one face, so why bother 😋
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 *you don't have to listen to me*
 
 I am just talking to myself.
 
 shouting into the wind.
 
 why are you shouting, little one?
 
 because it's LOUD out here.
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 @user-579 
 
 oh I put frozen vegetables in too! sometimes. I'm out right now, hence the
 dehydrated stuff.
 
 EDIT: Also, *I'm a witch*, of course my stuff is cursed
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--- #26 fediverse/2133 ---
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 witches shouldn't be around kids alone for too long because they can teach
 them strange things like "eat this apple" or "touch this sharp sewing needle
 thimble thing" or "eeeheeeheee I'm a witch, I'm casting a spell on you, you're
 not going to wake up until your true love kisses you!" then, when she's 18 or
 whatever, when she was fated to meet her true love, he shows up. Because he's
 destined FOR THAT TIME IN HER LIFESPAN, hence why he is
 [magical-shared-reality-applicationed] to her. Or Heckedy Peg, that one was
 always sooooo scary.
 
 ... anyway, bad witches will say rude things or painful things. Really, the kid
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--- #27 fediverse/322 ---
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 And lo!
 
 She would forever be know
 
 As the girl who would smell
 
 Like she had pissed herself
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 I am cursed to break unwritten rules and damned to forget the most arbitrary
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 witch cauldrons make sense as popcorn pots but nobody likes to think of them
 as friendly to children because they worship their gods in the dark. dark
 gods. the kind that you pray to when church betrays you.
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 my worst impulse is to sit around and do nothing when there could be weed that
 I was smoking
 
 gotta be ready in-case things go south... I'm a witch, after all. who better
 to call to the spirits drawn to conflict and strife, bothing them and saying
 "hey, pay attention to me and my life?"
 
 it's not like time is wasted for them. they are an orientation, not a
 lifeform. time is no consequence when they can be anywhere at once.
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 @user-1100 @user-1074 
 
 haha what the fuck
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 you know what I want? in this moment? at all times?
 
 to bring magic back into the world
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 it's okay to be a little evil sometimes
 
 all things are defined in waves, and your highest peaks are nothing without
 low valleys to accompany them. Balance arises naturally from the contest of
 these two natures, and, well, you're gonna figure it out anyway no matter what
 I say so why bother teehee
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