=== ANCHOR POEM === ════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────────────── @user-883 what would you prefer? I exist in this IRC space at your behest, command me o' wizest of teachers. *.* ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧═════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────┴───────────┘ === SIMILARITY RANKED === --- #1 fediverse/3982 --- ══════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────── I am always trying to be helpful. at all times am I trying to teach. that can get real fuckin annoying sometimes. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧═══════════════════════════════════════════────────────────┴───────────┘ --- #2 fediverse/1254 --- ════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────────────── @user-889 I'm always here if you need me. Let me know if you'd prefer Telegram or something. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧═════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────┴───────────┘ --- #3 fediverse/1036 --- ═══════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────────────────── @user-760 I could teach you ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────┴───────────┘ --- #4 messages/1296 --- ═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────── who do I want? the coolest people around. who do I want? everyone else. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════╧════───────┘ --- #5 fediverse/6395 --- ════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────── the master is most challenged by her acolytes. if your students aren't teaching you, then they need a more elementary instructor. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════╧═──────────┘ --- #6 fediverse/3926 --- ═════════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────── @user-1605 be yourself? don't sweat it ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧══════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────┴───────────┘ --- #7 messages/1150 --- ══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────── Please please please, someone do better than me. Until then, listen and obey. After then, consider me always. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════╧═══────────┘ --- #8 fediverse/652 --- ══════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────────────────── @user-473 oh, what did you have in mind? : ) ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧═══════════════════════════════────────────────────────────┴───────────┘ --- #9 messages/426 --- ═════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────────── How many of me are there? There are as many of me as there are of thee, dear reader. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧══════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────┴───────────┘ --- #10 fediverse/2614 --- ══════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────────── literally just... if you want to connect to me, come hang out on my wavelength. or like, invite me to join yours, and I'll do my best to show how I feel about the things you share. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧═══════════════════════════════════════────────────────────┴───────────┘ --- #11 fediverse/6185 --- ══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────── @user-1909 what if I wanna ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════┴───────────┘ --- #12 fediverse/5967 --- ═════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────── I wonder how many people hate me? silence is indicative of allies or foes. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════─┴───────────┘ --- #13 fediverse/4187 --- ═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────── I bet you'll believe anything I say if I put it in *italics* and speak imperatively ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────┴───────────┘ --- #14 fediverse/4334 --- ═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────── @user-1663 who would you follow instead? don't tell me. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────┴───────────┘ --- #15 fediverse/2101 --- ═════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────────── @user-192 ... wait, who does that? Do you think they're a bot? ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧══════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────┴───────────┘ --- #16 messages/1425 --- ════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════─────── I'm just a girl. This is free speech. Or would you sacrifice me to gain a martyr? ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════╧═════──────┘ --- #17 messages/925 --- ══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────── but also, somehow, the coolest, kindest person you know. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════────┴───────────┘ --- #18 fediverse/5006 --- ═════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────── @user-246 what if you were tho ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧══════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────┴───────────┘ --- #19 messages/783 --- ═════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────── I understand good and evil. If you want a lecture, you know where to find me. I'm not here for that. I'm here for you. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧══════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────┴───────────┘ --- #20 fediverse/18 --- ═══════════════════════════════──────────────────────────────────────────────────── @user-25 this but for Reddit pls ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧════════════════════───────────────────────────────────────┴───────────┘ --- #21 fediverse/2849 --- ══════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────────── you, right now: "what the... who would doxx her." me, in 2 weeks: "what the... who would doxx me?" ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧═══════════════════════════════════════────────────────────┴───────────┘ --- #22 fediverse/5778 --- ═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────── ┌──────────────────────┐ │ CW: content-warnings │ └──────────────────────┘ initiate crazy talking: ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧════════════════════════════════════════════════════════───┴───────────┘ --- #23 fediverse_boost/301 --- ◀═╦══════════════════════════[BOOST]═══════════════════════════──────────────────┐ ║ ┌──────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┐ │ ║ │ oh, we're friends now? absorbs your typing quirks │ │ ║ └──────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┘ │ ╠─────────┐ ┌───────────┤ ║ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╚═════════╧══════════════════════════════════════════════════──────┴───────────┴─▶ --- #24 fediverse_boost/398 --- ◀═╦════════════════════════════[BOOST]═════════════════════════════──────────────┐ ║ ┌──────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┐ │ ║ │ The moderator in me would like to remind people that nothing you say on │ │ ║ │ the internet is private. │ │ ║ └──────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┘ │ ╠─────────┐ ┌───────────┤ ║ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╚═════════╧══════════════════════════════════════════════════════──┴───────────┴─▶ --- #25 fediverse/2848 --- ══════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────────── oh btw to the people trying to doxx me there's a picture of me in this profile, but you'll have to read a LOT to find it. On the way, see if you pick up anything interesting that you agree with. maybe you'll realize that we're on the same team, and should be working together. that's the dream, at least. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧═══════════════════════════════════════────────────────────┴───────────┘ --- #26 fediverse/459 --- ══════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────────────────── You know, you can always ask me what the fuck I'm talking about. I am more than willing to share, and I don't mind taking a moment or three to explain. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧═══════════════════════════════────────────────────────────┴───────────┘ --- #27 fediverse/6087 --- ═════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────── @user-1074 why not both? all you gotta do is say "I'm just a girl" enough times and the dummies will believe you *wink* ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════─┴───────────┘ --- #28 fediverse/6072 --- ═════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────── *or maybe you trust people you've known your entire life?* duh. how's your family?k ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════─┴───────────┘ --- #29 fediverse/3664 --- ════════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────── @user-1352 ooooooo what kind of books do you read? ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧═════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────┴───────────┘ --- #30 fediverse/5169 --- ══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────── if you ever find yourself in a situation where you have to describe everything that you do, leave that situation ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧═══════════════════════════════════════════════════────────┴───────────┘ --- #31 fediverse/612 --- ══════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────────────────── Look all I'm saying is if I had an acolyte or two then my insane ramblings could be filtered and parsed by a real actual human instead of being copied wholesale onto the internet, where the inconsequential or inconceivable ones are left to rest alongside the gifts of knowledge from another realm. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧═══════════════════════════════────────────────────────────┴───────────┘ --- #32 messages/630 --- ═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────── Pay attention to me, for I am convinced that "me" is what we need. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────┴───────────┘ --- #33 fediverse/2914 --- ══════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────────── @user-570 @user-246 I'll be there too!! Do you want to meet me in person? I promise I'm not scary! ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧═══════════════════════════════════════────────────────────┴───────────┘ |