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@user-673
what if the boy who cried wolf saw teeth every time?
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What if the boy who cried wolf saw teeth every time
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"what if we all took showers at the same time so nobody could ~~hear the
screams~~"
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would you feet a cat at your door?
how about a crow?
would you water a dying plant? (don't, they get waterlogged if the soil is
already moist)
what if a dear
what if dear food
what if bear
what if bear food
what if dogpack
what if dogpackfoodtearchompbitepullsavor
I'd feeeed my self but dollars and errands are hard : (
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what if I bit this piece of glass so hard that it shattered in my mouth
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what if I played a video game
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what if words were made up and we communicated in plausible deniabilities
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you know that feeling when you realize the person you're talking to is a
demon? sometimes I think they don't even realize it. other times, they do.
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have you ever been possessed by a SPIRIT??
I have. Like, nearly every day. Okay maybe like, 3/5 days. 3 outta five is
possession time. woohoo.
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The only thing I truly fear
Is the spirits within dinosaur bones coming alive and eating people
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if you don't feed the trolls, then they find their own clan. and in doing so,
they make their own echo chambers. what would a bunch of trolls do to each
other? the poor dears.
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if you want to win when confronting a spirit, all you have to do is convince
it that you've beaten it.
as long as you're persistent then you're fine. Unless, of course, there's a
beast of a man hiding behind the illusion, in which case you should do your
best to avoid being stabbed or whatever.
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What if we just banished people who broke the rules? Then nobody would rarely
get hurt. [do they take care of them elsewhere?]
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you, right now:
"what the... who would doxx her."
me, in 2 weeks:
"what the... who would doxx me?"
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@user-246
what if you were tho
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what if... ice-cream for bears
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@user-1265
you'd pull a child to the sidewalk if they were in danger, wouldn't you?
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... *and then things got turned up to eleven*
what were they at before?
... *eleven. why do you ask?*
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Alright, if the average person is sorta stupid and cruel, then are we not
tending to a kingdom of ogres, rather than humans?
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The world would change if every door in the country was knocked on and the
person behind them asked these two questions: "do you know your neighbors?
Would you like to?"
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@user-122
because you were born, and you grew!
what else would you ask a person to do?
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what would you become if every day was the weekend?
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uh-oh, psycherwaul incoming. 'guess that's what happens when [insert events of
recent life]
== so ==
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why the heck would you only let people sleep in your bed if you're also
sleeping in it? maybe they'll sniff your pillow and get lost in your dreams.
/shrug
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what, you're telling me you don't constantly have the voices of the past
whispering words into your ear like "FACE THEM" or whatever? Huh must suck to
be you
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I wonder how many people hate me?
silence is indicative of allies or foes.
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*why yes*, I am just talking to myself. how did you guess?
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what if I paid this parking ticket I found by the side of the road instead of
paying my rent this month
do you think the world would burn down
do you think the apartment complex would collapse
do you think my police force would throw my stuff on the road
do you think they'd change the locks
what if I just didn't leave
what if I smoked some weed
"that's against your contract"
okay
what if I did it anyway
what if I did what I was told
I think I would surely drown
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what if we solved all the problems and left none for our children and their
children's children?
the world would be a better place.
I think we'd make new problems. I am unconcerned. If the peace started to get
to them, I trust that they'd start fights.
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If your surroundings changed overnight, how much of the past would you
remember?
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Would you prefer the world went on turning, with or without you?
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what if your personality was determined by the type of music your parents
listened to when you were a child?
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if you don't see someone doing what you're doing after a while you hide into
something else
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what if there were wildlife crossings (bridges over highways) but underneath
each house for the creepy crawlies
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