Poems in true chronological order by post date
-> file: messages/1032 ══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────── I think it's about time I printed this thing ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse_boost/438 ◀═╦═════════════════════════════[BOOST]══════════════════════════════────────────┐ ║ ┌──────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┐ │ ║ │ If you add a label to the satellite imagine of the White House, it │ │ ║ │ looks exactly like a slide from a Pentagon press briefing after a │ │ ║ │ successful bombing run. │ │ ║ │ │ │ ║ │ Back when there were Pentagon press briefings. │ │ ║ └──────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┘ │ ╠─────────┐ ┌───────────┤ ║ similar │ │ different │ ╚═════════╧════════════════════════════════════════════════════════┴───────────┴─▶ -> file: fediverse/6166 ══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────── Computer programming has always been the practice of applied abstraction. At what level do you wish to apply your reasoning, and what level do you wish to trust others? I have no idea how the Linux kernel works. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/6167 ══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────── ┌──────────────────────┐ │ CW: AI-mentioned │ └──────────────────────┘ I can certainly see a future where programmers choose a level of abstraction they are comfortable with, same as today, but fill in the gaps, the lower parts, the parts they will not spend time, energy, and mental space understanding, with AI. I think that the role of the various people on a software team will begin to merge. Product designers, managers, front-end versus back-end, these feel like distinctions that will begin to fade from relevance. I think that's okay. I think it will make us feel more powerful, will elevate workers to a higher tier of organizational operation, and will increase the flexibility of computation. Why program your own software when you could use someone else's? This is the way of the past. Why use someone else's software when you could design your own? This is the way of the future. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/6168 ══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────── don't mind me, just weaponizing plurality *leveraging, please say leveraging next time* ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════┴───────────┘ -> file: messages/1033 ══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────── [Image: aura-of-imagination.jpeg] ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/6169 ══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────── ┌──────────────────────┐ │ CW: AI-mentioned │ └──────────────────────┘ AI programming be like: "hmmm, it seems that there is an error. Let me try disabling the error and seeing if that fixed it. Perfect! The program runs without crashing. Here's a summary of what I accomplished:" ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/6170 ══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────── @user-882 would be easier if man pages were designed in a sane way... looking at you, MPV - I just want to add a subtitle track T.T ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/6171 ══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────── @user-882 I dunno I just remember having that problem every once in a while and if you search the man page for "sub" it takes like, 16 n pushes to find what you need and it's like... can't you just put the flags and keyboard shortcuts at the beginning?? ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/6172 ══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────── ┌──────────────────────┐ │ CW: re: AI-mentioned │ └──────────────────────┘ AI users be like: "hello, can you solve all my problems and do all the work for me? I'll give you relatively vague instructions in return, and maybe throw 20$ per month at your owners if they're lucky." ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════┴───────────┘ -> file: notes/campmom ══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────── i wanna be campmom ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════┴───────────┘ -> file: notes/speaker-details ══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────── my speakers have a hardware knob for volume this is the only way I can listen too ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════┴───────────┘ -> file: messages/1034 ══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────── I wish there was a kink game where i could actually play as an adult baby stuck in preschool Instead it always feels like confinement porn (bsdm?) blue dsm - diagnostic and sexual minority guidebook manual "i like your shirt jessica! Have you heard this theory on quantum microphysics?" "aw man my pb&j got wet" "check it out i made a corporation for my sims" (playing with dolls) " [insert: @preschool-ascension vision document] It's harder to gain but easier to lose the last points of continence. The values close to 100% (and beyond! Vise grip or enchanted resistance) are easy to gain but accidents are much more damaging both to continence and psyche. Also... Continence can be exchanged for exp points, and the low levels are worth less exp because they're from when you're less mature. But the higher levels really matters if you mess up. I like the low levels because it feels right to me. Bwa oh no i can't talk type anymore babababababababa buwetsu ambavi gawabawa gamba-bababa mba mba bee r b im little now nssc new mba mba canna c anna [add the vision documents to wordspdf ] Also if you cry, caretakers take care of you Witches are caretakers. If you can handle it and if you don't need attention, (diaper changes, instruction lesson, feeding watering and supplying, etc) then they summon lessons for you. Usually something to fight or solve. You get treasure in the trial which is helpful. They'll also trade you for things you're holding or wearing. No bags of holding in this game, but you have little pouches that can hold things. If you cry or poop yourself, they will come to you. But... They will remember relative maturing perception and will punish you if you grow up and reward you for staying little. I'm a witch. I reward good babies and punish potty trainers. I am also a baby and i only use diapers. From now until the end of sevast, i weal bener potty in thoilet. Only botty on me at all times except in the baatsh an dretching dress only dress i pees ambistare [there] babawabababawa Babies can NEVER change thems3lves but maturity can. Modesty. Maempathy. Possibility. Gaba! Endgame [unrelated, but] Sex gives maturity, masturbate gives continence unless you have develop diaper fetish then your "100%" level for continence slowly goes down. You get a diaper fetish by intentionally choosing a diaper punishment (like for example: in trap quest you sometimes get hypno traps. A diaper fetish would stay in the room, non would leave. Also... Choice traps, if you choose both then you want both.) ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════┴───────────┘ -> file: messages/1035 ══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────── Did you know I'm post-op trans hrt? It means i have a vagina castrated. Definitely a big girl, but no periods and injected. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════┴───────────┘ -> file: messages/1036 ══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────── What if... Blanket fort region? Or maybe abstract clown scary dimension like that one 3d rendered cartoon that might have slightly traumatized me as a little. Could have a chuck-e-cheese style tube fort sub region with randomly generated traps or poker-style puzzles ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════┴───────────┘ -> file: messages/1037 ══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────── Elentalus - the only blood magic available is sacrificing demon blood to demons. You can only do it by spending nature and death gems. Elentalian demons don't want human blood it's caustic to them because of the iron content - they all have iron vulnerability 15. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════┴───────────┘ -> file: messages/1038 ══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────── MTG card update for meteorite golem: untaps at the end of your turn instead of at the start. Can attack as an instant spell. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════┴───────────┘ -> file: messages/1039 ══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────── I'm worth it. I don't demand much. Feed me, take change of me, care for what i do, that's pretty much all. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════┴───────────┘ -> file: messages/1040 ══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────── Jumping out of a crib is hard because the mattresses is like a cloud. Don't suffocate! Good ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════┴───────────┘ -> file: messages/1041 ══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────── Army crawling through a blanket tube with a fan and a scuba gear. It gets hot without the fan and you lose stamina. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════┴───────────┘ -> file: messages/1042 ══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────── Couch cushions the size of cars stacked like a qbert style castle that you have to climb over rock-at-sacred-site-style. (think... Adventure gyms, those wood structures in the forest with rope bridges and climbing walls, except couch cushions) ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════┴───────────┘ -> file: messages/1043 ══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────── Anytime you "bad end" your guardian angel pulls you back and sets the stat that bad ended you to its 50% value with a wink and a nod and a slight crooked smile ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════┴───────────┘ -> file: messages/1044 ══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────── Main character syndrome? No. Center stage energy. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════┴───────────┘ -> file: messages/1045 ══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────── Diaper skill reduces your chance of leaking. It's on a scale of 1-10 but there's beginners luck so your first 5-10 diapers will never leak. Boys with penises and girls with them can get 9 points of skill to reduce leak chance over the lifetime of the diaper by 90%. Girls with vulvas and boys with them can only level up to 6. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════┴───────────┘ -> file: messages/1046 ══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────── I'm not here for fame. Or power. I'm here to make sure things get done. That they get better. When i am unneeded, i am home. If you want me, pull me forth. If you need me, I'm already there. Fate guides me, and i know i will be deployed when necessary. Compel me or dispel me, up to you. I personally just like being around. I like feeling my stuff, knowing it true. Trust me when i say, i am here for you. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════┴───────────┘ -> file: messages/1047 ══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────── This will never end on a note, because i always have more to say. Like this: "if you've only done something once, plan to mess it up. Practice makes perfect, and only perfect practice leads to perfection. But nobody's perfect, so just practice with good form and take it seriously while having fun and be relaxed. Make it normal. Make it casual, but don't forget to be professional! If you have lives in the balance, know what you're doing." And like, would that have been a better end to the story if i had left it unsaid? Maybe, who can say! But I'm not one for silence. I don't mind ruining the finale of my documents a bit if it means i can say things like: "diapers aren't something you can get addicted to in this game, they're part of the fun sometimes but sex is between two bodies." Or like: "ramen noodles love vegetables! This is why they put veggies in the bowl when getting ramen at a restaurant. When you buy from a shop they put dehydrated veggies in too which is nice of them. I love those little bits of soup!" Or like: "i don't especially care what they did or are doing in Cuba or china or Russia or any other Communist place. It's useful to know what things work and what doesn't, but that insight comes from experimentation and not study. The learnings of methods applied to a population are inherently related to that population. If you switch peoples, you might find that different methods work better for organizing people." I mean it's useful to know which levers you can pull and what they tend to do, but... Where was I? Oh sorry, got swept up in the narrative. As i was saying, it's important to balance thought with action. Leave too much to chance and your words are useless. Spend all your time volunteering and nothing changes. "hmmm i see, makes sense, imma go play video games now." Wait no just...! Ah nuts. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════┴───────────┘ -> file: messages/1048 ══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────── What does "fiscal conservative" even mean? It means you want to save money. Specifically government money. Tax dollars. Don't spend them, instead try and build wealth. Okay, but, government spending is spent to address needs. Of the people. Ideally, of ALL people with that need. So if you aren't spending to resolve needs, the need still remains. When needs exist, and government does not resolve them, who steps in but private enterprise? Charity is a feeling, charity is a virtue, but charity is not resolution. The need remains, we just feel better about it. Sometimes it's okay to have open needs, they give us the opportunity to feel virtuous in the same way that low level monsters let adventurers level up. But when a government could, but doesn't, address a need, then private enterprise steps in. And private enterprise does not, as a rule, step in if there is no profit to be made. So they tune their approach such that profit is extracted, thus levying their tax upon those they serve. As soon as they are able, they cut the service down and they supply a worse and worse product and they starve their workers and they export our wealth to be used to enslave the afar and import their toil. What do we get from it? Is the world better for it? Why not just resolve the need by empowering those who can feed, and thus we are assured [in our needless / in our need] ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════┴───────────┘ -> file: notes/dear-me ══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────── dear me: DO SOMETHING USEFUL FOR ONCE that's all, fuck off and be helpful ... wow, rude. yeah I mean, I do helpful things. useful things, somethings. helpful. useful. many such cases, she says, with ultimate certainty, as if narrative could be prologued. but pronounced prolonged. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/6173 ══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────── "hey does anyone wanna join my band? we don't make music. we just thrash around a bit for like half an hour and have our tech nerd split it up into an album. the rest of the time we hang out and do band things" ha wow cool guys yeah I uh, I'm busy doing... stuff. like, I dunno, taxes and grocery hunting. I uh, gotta get gas for my pick-up car, and there's like this, um, errand I have to run for m-my friend and um yeah so I'll see ya later yeah "wow what a weirdo 🥰 anyway who wants to see how many things we can do" "oo mee mee" "yeah I know you're in, how about -" "yeah totes lemme grab my thing" "sweet I got nothin' goin' on I'm in" wow they're so cool (watches with starry eyes from behind the other thing) 🥺 🤩 ⭐ ✨ 🌟 [*this post was made by knives chao*] ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse_boost/439 ◀═╦═════════════════════════════[BOOST]══════════════════════════════────────────┐ ║ ┌──────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┐ │ ║ │ External post: https://beige.party/users/OddJob/statuses/115421580029618 │ │ ║ │ 058 │ │ ║ └──────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┘ │ ╠─────────┐ ┌───────────┤ ║ similar │ │ different │ ╚═════════╧════════════════════════════════════════════════════════┴───────────┴─▶ -> file: fediverse/6175 ══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────── okay okay bear with me... what if blackberry with keyboard ABOVE the screen ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/6176 ══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────── ┌───────────────────────────┐ │ CW: geopolitics-mentioned │ └───────────────────────────┘ saudi arabia is doing to america what america did to china, but with datacenters instead of factories. I think china is better off with our factories in their lands, because they can keep them. they're theirs. gee I can't wait to get my hands on all that data once it's [redacted] ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/6177 ╔═════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────┐ ║ ┌──────────────────────┐ │ ║ │ CW: cursed │ │ ║ └──────────────────────┘ │ ║ │ ║ │ ║ wait shit I forgot I was │ ║ │ ║ then I remembered because I thought "" │ ║ │ ║ and I decided I kinda liked │ ║ │ ║ "don't forget me?" whatshername said │ ║ │ ║ i'm in ruins, 121 guns. ha, like I'd plan for defeat! at least defeat plans in │ ║ motion, so you don't have to put aside time to prepare for it. │ ║ │ ║ so glad that the world goes on turning, with or without me. not that I'm going │ ║ anywhere, at least, I don't plan to. And hey, I've already made a plan or two, │ ║ could make more if you asked [redacted]-kun, desunai or something I'm not an │ ║ anime girl │ ║ │ ║ when you remember the meaning of time, you'll remember the meaning of life. │ ║ *how tragic* she screams with bitter praise, *how manic* she │ ║ dreams with both of her eyes. │ ║ │ ║ listen, I'm sorry if I broke any spirits. Either they needed to break *or │ ║ maybe I'm just a peril*. frankly I think I'm kinda neat, which... could go │ ║ both ways. │ ║ │ ║ ... listen, I'll worship cock if you ask me to. I'm not above flattery, and │ ║ just because mine's in a different shape doesn't mean I don't love it. Quite │ ║ the opposite. │ ╟─────────┐ ┌───────────┤ ║ similar │ │ different │ ╚═════════╧══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════──┴───────────┘ |