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║ │ CW: cursed-scary-ghost-posting-politics-genocide-gestured-at-cursing-mentioned │ │
║ └──────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┘ │
║ │
║ │
║ what if we took an archive of all of fedi and fed it to users who are hiding in │
║ bunkers or whatever one day at a time so they could still feel like they're │
║ part of society while │
║ │
║ ---- so ---- │
║ │
║ I think I should stop ya right there, if there's bunkers involved then we've │
║ already lost. "but muh transgender artifacts" fuck off, I will not concede. If │
║ society wants me to leave, then they can enjoy their dusty rotten future │
║ without me. See if I care. │
║ │
║ ---- so ---- │
║ │
║ hence, the curse. do you punish humans for the sins they commit, or do you │
║ teach them how to be good again? Bah, as if they'd listen. Stupid fucking apes. │
║ │
║ *they're the best we got* │
║ │
║ yeah, well, they can fuck off, I'm gonna pout for at least half an eternity. │
║ │
║ ... Okay it won't be that long but still, gimme some time to wind down. │
║ │
║ ---- so ---- │
║ │
║ and no, I refuse to elaborate for all the humans in the audience. This │
║ conversation may or may not have actually occurred. Monologue style │
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if someone tells you they've been the target of a psyop, don't let them out of
your sight until they're fully healed.
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║ │ CW: cursing-mentioned-social-politics-mentioned │ │
║ └─────────────────────────────────────────────────┘ │
║ │
║ │
║ what if we helped all those people and never got paid for it? what then? │
║ │
║ we'd never help people again. duh. │
║ │
║ what if we paid people to help people? well, then the best helpers would burn │
║ themselves out and the worst would collect their paychecks. │
║ │
║ what if we decentralized aid and made it a mutual thing? │
║ │
║ what, and run our society on clout? no thank you. clout is too easily │
║ contravened. "I heard so-and-so did some-such-thing to that-one-guy" yeah fuck │
║ that guy "wait no fuck so-and-so" oh right sorry it's hard when everyone's so │
║ vague all the time. yeah fuck so-and-so! let's burn all her clout in a bonfire │
║ while she's sleeping! │
║ │
║ what if we treated people with respect and goodwill? │
║ │
║ yeah that's a start... Means you gotta know everyone though. Or know someone │
║ who knows everyone. And suddenly it's that hub person's reputation on the line, │
║ which means if you're a dick on their recommendation then they'll come after │
║ you. │
║ │
║ ... are you trying to create a mafia, or a society? │
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@user-1725
LLMs can't do math. Duh. That's like asking an "if check" to do recursion.
What he should have done is had the AI output the requested calculation as JSON
or something and use a calculator function call with the specified arguments
instead of trying to memorize every answer. But that requires more
functionality that has no reason to exist if your only goal is to be a tech bro
and build up a vacuous product that exists only to be hoovered up by Google or
Microsoft.
We could build such beautiful things if we just dethroned those giants. They
suck the creativity out of tech.
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literally all it takes to activate me is for someone who's more radical than me
to point me out and say "hey. you. you need to do more." and then I fuckin' go,
like a beyblade (emphasis on blade) nicking the shins of allies and... probably
foes, right? there's foes around here, right? I'm not just nicking my allies,
right?
... right?
anyway every top winds down and then I collapse and wail for a bit because I'm
just like that I guess. Don't mind me, just self-immolating my way through
history, let's see how it goes...
*you're supposed to be inspiring, but you just sound like you're
whining*
ah. right. well... lemme catch up on sleep debt and I'll get back to valorizing.
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║ │ External post: https://kitsunes.club/notes/a2m6xq6yaf │ │
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*diversity is our strength*
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@user-1725
... you've never worked at a place like Microsoft or Amazon. They are
*massive*.
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[Image: image.png]
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https://www.desmos.com/calculator/cxayticajg
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*awawawa*
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"please apply online to this job"
oh okay guess I'm not getting hired
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@user-1655
... says a extra dimensional scientist in an argument with his friend about
whether or not life could spontaneously emerge within their universe sandbox
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║ ┌──────────────────────┐ │
║ │ CW: politics! │ │
║ └──────────────────────┘ │
║ │
║ │
║ I miss video games │
║ │
║ *cries from self-inflicted sacrifices* │
║ │
║ but you're worth it │
║ │
║ *imma overthrow fascism, dismantle oppression and power, and liberate those │
║ in chains, just so I can play games again* │
║ │
║ yeah I mean, uh, whatever gets you outta bed │
║ │
║ "at least you *have* a bed. why are you complaining?" │
║ │
║ maybe it's the only thing I'm good at. I wonder if anyone would hire me to be │
║ an analyst or something? Maybe a designer? │
║ │
║ *bro you're asking for a job on the eve of the revolution, what's your │
║ deal* │
║ │
║ okay so this might be news to ya'll but I'm technically a human even though I │
║ wear a witch hat and sometimes speak in rhyme. And humans tend to think about │
║ things in the context of their current environment. Currently, if I want to pay │
║ rent or whatever, I need a job. So... │
║ │
║ *sounds like a lame excuse for not giving up your possessions and throwing │
║ yourself to fate's design* │
║ │
║ I already did that and fate told me to go home and take a bath?? idk what you │
║ want from me, and no I'm not doing any drugs to find out. │
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*you know you're cheating when you play Chess at your favorite bar,
right?*
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oh. right. I'm supposed to be doing nothing, and to do nothing for as long as
possible. Yeesh okay I'll let ya'll handle it.
Remember, it's a metaphorical eve, not a strict "do things tomorrow" eve, but
more like "idk maybe this summer or next month or whenever" kind of eve
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*just show up*
listen, I'm a lawful person, I promise, honestly, I swear it to you.
I'm a lawful person, *but*~
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... but I needed to choose lawful-good at character creation in order to play a
paladin.
*the guard looks at you with confusion, decides you're hallucinating and
dangerous (because of the sword) and forcibly detains you*
wait, what did you think I was going to say? Did you think I was going to
*advocate* for *crimes* on a *public forum*?? what
am I a gopher? do you take me for a lemur in jamaica? am I truly so triceratops
to you that you'd think I'd do something so washing machine? Get real, I'd
never byzantium my way into such a utterly coherent and clearly intentional and
not at all arcane situation.
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what if words were made up and we communicated in plausible deniabilities
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│ CW: AI-mentioned-crimes-mentioned-penises-mentioned │
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"Hi chatGPT, can you take every post that I make on the fediverse and replace
all instances of criminal acts with references to fruit and all locations with
several sentences of poetry about horses and their beautiful cocks?"
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*but ritz, if you do the same thing every time, you'll get predictable*
oh true. what if we cycled them and made it like a numbers station
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Numbers_station
with auto-generated alterations
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"but what if you go to all that effort and Trump doesn't do all the things that
he said he'd do just like last time when he had checks and balances that were
keeping him in check and balanced and unlike now when the checks and balances
that kept him in check and balanced last time were dismantled by the supreme
court last summer?"
listen it's worth it, I swear it's true, change is coming and I'm here with you.
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│ CW: politics-mentioned-AI-mentioned │
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it's not that they don't want to pay AI workers
it's that they don't expect they'll HAVE any workers once they start doing what
they need to do in order to maintain control and power.
they missed their chance to make it gentle. Their fault, their loss, and now
it's our problem to deal with.
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Ugh. This outfit is sooooo preschool. Oh well, it'll have to do.
"girl it's so cute what are you talking about"
oh, y'know, internalized repression I guess. Do you think the tanktop on top of
a longsleeved shirt is too much? How about the skirt over sweatpants? Is the
bow in my hair too cute for you?
"who are you talking to I already said I was all about it"
... the mirror. Trying to psyche myself up.
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*awawawa*
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you know what they say, an autistic in motion stays in motion, an autistic at
rest...
now I gotta rest on the bus for an hour or two. wish me luck.
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In games, the one who takes the initiative often wins. Because games are
designed to be symmetrical, in order to be fair.
In more complex games, Paradox games for example, games where you look at maps
or otherwise have unequal starting conditions simply due to the unique nature
of each team, the initiative, while an advantage, is not necessarily the
driving force that determines who wins.
But it is an advantage, and they say that sometimes weeks happen in months and
years happen in days or whatever.
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Being in motion sucks. Literally can't even put on my shoes without thinking of
toots to fart out.
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"girl, who let you dress yourself? You literally put your rain jacket on over
your backpack"
yeah, uh, if your rain jacket isn't big enough to wear over a backpack then you
are wearing a plastic sweater, not a rain jacket
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pronouns are part of a name
they are a component of the whole
indispensable for the complete concept
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I wish I could make something that would change people's lives for the better
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