Poems in true chronological order by post date
-> file: fediverse_boost/159 ◀═╦═════════════════════[BOOST]══════════════════════────────────────────────────┐ ║ ┌──────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┐ │ ║ │ External post: https://toot-lab.reclaim.technology/users/djsundog/status │ │ ║ │ es/113218370005133462 │ │ ║ └──────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┘ │ ╠─────────┐ ┌───────────┤ ║ similar │ │ different │ ╚═════════╧════════════════════════════════════════────────────────┴───────────┴─▶ -> file: fediverse/3906 ═════════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────── ┌──────────────────────┐ │ CW: future-politics │ └──────────────────────┘ dear government of 2035 - so you've lost your workforce because everyone got too lazy due to the advancements made in AI. What are ya gonna do? Here's an idea: just pay people to be experts. That's it! Just pay them to know a bunch of stuff. Then, when people ask them questions, they can answer those questions, and suddenly everyone is elevated. Subject matter experts. That way, the AI pitfalls can be avoided - need to do something specific? Don't ask the AI, ask a randomized expert! ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧══════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/3907 ═════════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────── kinda wanna make a linux distro that has all the capabilities of a GUI distro and isn't so minimal (like screen recording, calculator, screenshot, wifi manager, etc etc) but with i3 instead of a desktop. they could literally just be symlinks (shortcuts) to scripts that are in your /usr/bin or whatever directory seriously it's not like there's THAT many ways to use ffmpeg, why not just write a script for them? that's what you're going to do when you use it for the first time, anyway, so... ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧══════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/3908 ═════════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────── look I tried to start something a month or three ago and the sparks didn't catch so I'm gonna sit around waiting until I hear things outside my window before I venture out again. I think that's fair, right? ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧══════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/3909 ═════════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────── I don't really like singleplayer games sometimes a multiplayer game is too much effort to play with extra players, like Factorio where like anytime I'd play with other people they'd just kinda fuck off and do their own thing (whatever, I wanted to design a factory together, not play singleplayer together >.>) sometimes a multiplayer game has no players, RIP sometimes a multiplayer game has incredibly skilled players who shit on noobs and don't teach, RIP and sometimes a multiplayer game has no IRL friends that are into it, (personal RIP then) ... anyway, games are fun and we should play more of them. I wish I didn't have so much time to waste, but hey I guess that's where I'm comfortable, so... ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧══════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/3911 ═════════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────── ┌──────────────────────────┐ │ CW: capitalism-mentioned │ └──────────────────────────┘ capitalists want you to use their products. they prey on your humanity to get you to do so. They don't care if you want their products, they just demand that you use them. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧══════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/3912 ═════════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────── the quickest flaw in a novice's strategy is to act upon what is there, not upon what may yet be. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧══════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/3913 ═════════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────── ┌───────────────────────┐ │ CW: alcohol-mentioned │ └───────────────────────┘ "uhhhh, I dunno she's drunk or something" ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧══════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/3914 ═════════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────── ┌──────────────────────────┐ │ CW: capitalism-mentioned │ └──────────────────────────┘ that feeling when capitalists make technological advancements that benefit all of mankind but refuse to open source them because... they want more money? ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧══════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/3915 ═════════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────── psychic damage doesn't work against mechanical opponents. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧══════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/3916 ═════════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────── life isn't JUST a game, but it is a game. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧══════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/3917 ═════════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────── ┌────────────────────────────┐ │ CW: spirituality-mentioned │ └────────────────────────────┘ people who don't play games are fucked in the afterlife, just sayin' ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧══════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/3918 ═════════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────── the hangman's gambit: do you trust that your allies can defeat the hangman? if so, then do nothing. If not, then you're fucked anyway. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BRDq7aneXnk ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧══════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/3919 ═════════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────── ┌───────────────────────┐ │ CW: cursing-mentioned │ └───────────────────────┘ that feeling when your computers are just fucked and it's like... whatever, computers are fucked, I don't give a fuck ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧══════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: messages/551 ═════════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────── This gun is my sword This blade is my weapon And my foes will lay before me ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧══════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/3920 ═════════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────── Supreme Commander ruined me. I can't play RTS games without a zoom function T.T ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧══════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse_boost/160 ◀═╦═════════════════════[BOOST]══════════════════════────────────────────────────┐ ║ ┌──────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┐ │ ║ │ The officers approached the door, a brief nod between them, and they │ │ ║ │ knew it was time to begin the familiar sequence. The first officer │ │ ║ │ knocked loudly three times, while the second took on a speaking role. │ │ ║ │ │ │ ║ │ “Police! Open up!!” │ │ ║ │ │ │ ║ │ After a few moments of quiet, a gruff voice, muffled behind the closed │ │ ║ │ door, spoke up. │ │ ║ │ │ │ ║ │ “Come back with a warrant,” came the unwelcoming reply. │ │ ║ │ │ │ ║ │ “Oh, but we have one. We have a signed search warrant for this │ │ ║ │ property, so come on out,” the officer confidently replied. │ │ ║ │ │ │ ║ │ “I wanna see it, then,” the voice from inside countered. “Slide │ │ ║ │ it under the door.” │ │ ║ │ │ │ ║ │ The officers looked puzzled, no one had ever asked to actually see the │ │ ║ │ warrant. │ │ ║ │ │ │ ║ │ “Well, we don’t have a paper copy of it,” the first officer said. │ │ ║ │ │ │ ║ │ “Right, everything is on Docusign these days,” the second chimed in. │ │ ║ │ │ │ ║ │ “Put your phone through the letter box then, I’ll take a look at it │ │ ║ │ on there.” │ │ ║ │ │ │ ║ │ “I’m not going to give you my phone,” the second officer replied, │ │ ║ │ his phone now in hand. “What’s your email address? I can forward │ │ ║ │ you a copy.” │ │ ║ │ │ │ ║ │ The gruff voice provided an email address to the officers. │ │ ║ │ │ │ ║ │ “Ok, I’ve sent that it should be in your inbox now.” │ │ ║ │ │ │ ║ │ “Nothing.” │ │ ║ │ │ │ ║ │ “Ok, check spam - sometimes they go into spam,” the first officer │ │ ║ │ interjected. │ │ ║ │ │ │ ║ │ “Ah yes it’s in spam. But it’s not opening, it says I have to │ │ ║ │ login to my DocuSign account. I don’t have a DocuSign account?” │ │ ║ │ │ │ ║ │ “Well. Can you just sign up then?” Asked the second officer. │ │ ║ │ │ │ ║ │ “I ain’t paying for DocuSign!” The voice replied abruptly. │ │ ║ │ │ │ ║ │ “I don’t think you have to pay, it’s free to view documents.” │ │ ║ │ │ │ ║ │ “I don’t wanna risk it, I have so many subscriptions,” the voice │ │ ║ │ inside responded. │ │ ║ │ │ │ ║ │ The officers contemplated their next move. │ │ ║ │ │ │ ║ │ “Do you have a printer?” One asked. │ │ ║ │ │ │ ║ │ “Yes,” the voice inside responded. │ │ ║ │ │ │ ║ │ “Ok, does it have AirPrint?” │ │ ║ │ │ │ ║ │ “I think so? How could I tell?” │ │ ║ │ │ │ ║ │ “What’s your wifi password? We’ll join the network and we’ll be │ │ ║ │ able to tell,” the officer responded. │ │ ║ │ │ │ ║ │ “Ok. Wifi password is $42xnskwfgewzfgekueod!&3.” │ │ ║ │ │ │ ║ │ The first officer rolled his eyes. │ │ ║ │ │ │ ║ │ Fifteen minutes later, after breaking the WiFi passcode into manageable │ │ ║ │ chunks, the officer was finally connected. │ │ ║ │ │ │ ║ │ “Ok. I see the printer. It has AirPrint. Thank God. Ok, I’m │ │ ║ │ printing now.” │ │ ║ │ │ │ ║ │ “Nothing is happening,” said the person inside the house. │ │ ║ │ │ │ ║ │ “Ah, it just said you’re out of yellow ink. Do you have any more │ │ ║ │ yellow ink?” │ │ ║ │ │ │ ║ │ “I do not, but why do you need yellow ink? Just print it in black and │ │ ║ │ white?” │ │ ║ │ │ │ ║ │ “Yeah these new printers want you to have all the inks before you │ │ ║ │ print.” │ │ ║ │ │ │ ║ │ “No way. And yet, I’m the criminal?” The voice inside replied. │ │ ║ │ │ │ ║ │ “Right?” The officers laughed, before finally becoming resigned to │ │ ║ │ their fate. “Ok, we’re going to go print the warrant at the │ │ ║ │ station. I’m out of daily printing credits so will have to wait for │ │ ║ │ them to reset at midnight. Please don’t go anywhere or remove any │ │ ║ │ evidence from the property until we come back.” │ │ ║ └──────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┘ │ ╠─────────┐ ┌───────────┤ ║ similar │ │ different │ ╚═════════╧════════════════════════════════════════────────────────┴───────────┴─▶ -> file: fediverse_boost/161 ◀═╦═════════════════════[BOOST]══════════════════════────────────────────────────┐ ║ ┌──────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┐ │ ║ │ External post: https://433.world/users/Yuvalne/statuses/1132334645343421 │ │ ║ │ 55 │ │ ║ └──────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┘ │ ╠─────────┐ ┌───────────┤ ║ similar │ │ different │ ╚═════════╧════════════════════════════════════════────────────────┴───────────┴─▶ -> file: messages/552 ═════════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────── There is no past, only history There is no future, only planning Today is everywhere all the time. Nothing changes the fact that we all sleep at once. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧══════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/3923 ═════════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────── ┌──────────────────────┐ │ CW: climate-change │ └──────────────────────┘ 🖼
┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧══════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/3924 ═════════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────── *we must upgrade cats until they can survive falls from terminal velocity* ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧══════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: messages/553 ═════════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────── what if we voted for the relative quantities of goods imported to our shores like... "500 anonymous people voted for this specific purple dragon dildo, and that's enough to put forth a petition to import them from australia" ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧══════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/3925 ═════════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────── most people, when they run out of toothpaste: "oh huh I should buy more" me, when I run out of toothpaste: "*verily in three monthes time, when I shall next possess toothpaste, I shall forsoothe brush TWICE as hard and TWICE as often, to make up for the holes inflicted upon my teeth. Innest addittioneth, no more candy shallest be eateneth untileth ye toothpasteth be acquiredeth*" ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧══════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/3926 ═════════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────── @user-1605 be yourself? don't sweat it ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧══════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/3927 ═════════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────── okay but why has nobody ever approached AI from a game design perspective like seriously there should be researchers who are multidisciplined in this kind of thing ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧══════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/3928 ╔═════════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────┐ ║ the only people who believe in "good jobs" and "poor jobs" are people who would │ ║ rather pay less │ ║ │ ║ and, like, yeah pay should correspond to effort. that way if someone like, │ ║ doesn't try at all, then they shouldn't be paid very much. │ ║ │ ║ and yeah sure neurodivergence plays a role, but that's totally accountable-for. │ ║ [it's a solvable problem she means] │ ║ │ ║ but people deserve to be treated equally. we are all created in kind, after all │ ║ (perhaps "equitably" would be better) │ ║ │ ║ and right now... the cheapest jobs, AKA the ones who are hiring (sometimes) are │ ║ being taken over by people who are WAY overqualified. │ ║ │ ║ we need to use our highly skilled labor force, not leave it to rot. But there's │ ║ money to be made in monopolizing, hence starbucks and walmarts and target (red │ ║ walmart) and all of the others, including amazon and greenpeace. │ ║ │ ║ ... what does greenpeace have to do - shut up you'll see (what? you're getting │ ║ off track) [and burning characters, too] right uh the more high skilled people │ ║ in low wage positions, the less profit │ ╟─────────┐ ┌───────────┤ ║ similar │ │ different │ ╚═════════╧══════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/3929 ═════════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────── are you about to delete a post that you thought was funny, but actually wasn't once you wrote it down and read it to yourself? STOP write it down on a post-it and put it under your desk or behind a drawer put it in a .txt file in a random directory on your computer send it as a text message to yourself write it down, take a picture of it, and then burn the paper y'know, typical stuff like that do this and I guarantee you won't regret it ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧══════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse_boost/162 ◀═╦═════════════════════[BOOST]══════════════════════────────────────────────────┐ ║ ┌──────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┐ │ ║ │ A homeless person picking up trash in a public park is doing more for │ │ ║ │ society than the CEO of a billion dollar company mass producing toys │ │ ║ │ for the rich. │ │ ║ └──────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┘ │ ╠─────────┐ ┌───────────┤ ║ similar │ │ different │ ╚═════════╧════════════════════════════════════════────────────────┴───────────┴─▶ -> file: fediverse/3931 ╔═════════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────┐ ║ ┌─────────────────────────────────────────────┐ │ ║ │ CW: politics-mentioned-DRM-media-piracy-pol │ │ ║ └─────────────────────────────────────────────┘ │ ║ │ ║ │ ║ if people pirate media, it's more of an indication that they'd rather spend │ ║ their money elsewhere rather than an indictment of their character. │ ║ │ ║ torrenting movies is easy. Kinda makes me think all media should run on a "tip" │ ║ system where you pay for better service after receiving service. │ ║ │ ║ I mean, after all, that's how they justify underpaying restaurant workers, │ ║ isn't it? │ ║ │ ║ "if they want more money, they should work for it" │ ║ │ ║ yeah, so... maybe we need something more than Marvel, Disney. Maybe we need │ ║ more cool, small games from designers who believe in what they're doing. Maybe │ ║ copyright holders should demand a standardized cut, rather than exclusive │ ║ distribution rights. maybe maybe maybe. │ ║ │ ║ truth is nothing will be solved unless the problem is addressed at the root. │ ║ For every hole you patch in the boat, there's a guy walking around with a │ ║ hammer. │ ║ │ ║ Honestly... I don't believe there's any reason for someone to be a millionaire │ ║ except to compete on the "wealth" leaderboards. │ ╟─────────┐ ┌───────────┤ ║ similar │ │ different │ ╚═════════╧══════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/3932 ══════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────── @user-889 don't give up! I know that feeling! it is defeated with persistence! don't give up! you can make it! there's always tomorrow! so don't give up! ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧═══════════════════════════════════════════────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/3933 ══════════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────
┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧═══════════════════════════════════════════────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse_boost/163 ◀═╦═════════════════════[BOOST]══════════════════════────────────────────────────┐ ║ ┌──────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┐ │ ║ │ Other people's problems are much easier to solve than my own. I don't │ │ ║ │ need to do what I tell others to. Coaches don't play. │ │ ║ └──────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┘ │ ╠─────────┐ ┌───────────┤ ║ similar │ │ different │ ╚═════════╧════════════════════════════════════════────────────────┴───────────┴─▶ -> file: fediverse/3935 ══════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────── @user-999 solving problems isn't the hard part. playing is. but coaching is just as important. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧═══════════════════════════════════════════────────────────┴───────────┘ |