Poems in true chronological order by post date
-> file: fediverse/3246 ═══════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────────── the computer, fundamentally, cannot know who is logged into it. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/3247 ═══════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────────── link never learned to speak because *he's a fairy prince and general* ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/3248 ╔═══════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────────┐ ║ ┌───────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┐ │ ║ │ CW: the-sound-a-gong-makes-except-solid-steel-(vibratory-patterns-in- │ │ ║ └───────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┘ │ ║ │ ║ │ ║ the trick to strategy is to overcome your weaknesses with minimal expenditure │ ║ of resources. Making *better* decisions optimizes for the most optimal │ ║ performances. │ ║ │ ║ practice makes perfect. │ ║ │ ║ just as there are infinite anti-derivatives of zero, (the derivative of any │ ║ constant (the derivative of any number of equations)) so too are there infinite │ ║ perspectives from which you can perceive the same object. Therefore, no │ ║ understanding can be assumed to be true, as the path you are on only speaks in │ ║ adjacents. *almost* any things. │ ║ │ ║ like the tips of a triforce moving outward from a central point. │ ║ │ ║ and the people, the other half of our minds, │ ║ │ ║ those are the ones you speak to. The thoughts that run alongside your mind. │ ║ │ ║ an eternal orbit, like two stars spinning and rotating and [lol I've been │ ║ instructed to stop, brb gonna play some video games =P] │ ║ │ ║ (did you know that the colors red and blue are meant to instil panic? it's the │ ║ most panicking colors around!!] │ ╟─────────┐ ┌───────────┤ ║ similar │ │ different │ ╚═════════╧════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/3249 ╔═══════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────────┐ ║ when you ban someone from an instance, they're suddenly not sure who they can │ ║ trust. They've been getting to know one group of online people and friends, │ ║ │ ║ [I think discord with a limit of 4ish servers per account would be a pretty │ ║ useful way to focus your attention] │ ║ │ ║ it's important to always possess martial prowess, in │ ║ │ ║ -- so -- │ ║ │ ║ anyway [3 hours later] I think it'd be cool if there was a like "hey u r │ ║ banned, but also here's a ton of instructional videos about how to start up │ ║ your own instance" and like, scripts and tools and automation and all the │ ║ infrastructure that you built and maintain - you know, like... open source??!" │ ║ │ ║ but also it's... hard to follow that much documentation │ ║ │ ║ sometimes people just aren't built for certain tasks │ ║ │ ║ "well, if you can't use the machinery, then you don't deserve the machinery" │ ║ │ ║ oh yeah well what happens next, you say to the workers "if you don't know the │ ║ machinery, you can't get the benefits of it's production" to "if you don't own │ ║ the machinery, you can't profit from it." │ ╟─────────┐ ┌───────────┤ ║ similar │ │ different │ ╚═════════╧════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/3250 ═══════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────────── you cannot speak on the internet - only ask someone else to share your advice and hope. a spoken word might be overheard an HTTP packet less so. at least, not by the *common people*, no, only the ISP deserves that information. and, the government, surely, right? because they build the society that the corporation rests upon. "you're makin' a lotta sense, tiny man. here, take this apple I found in some kind of knowledge bush." ... that's a mushroom, steely dan. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/3251 ═══════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────────── when humanity won the earth, they spent hundred of millions of years destroying all the rest of the monsters. Hence, no dinosaur bones, as humans searching through ALL OF THE SOIL. AN ENTIRE MILE OF IT. destroyed all trace of them. What we have left are the stony remains of fossils too difficult for them to harrangue. thus, the era of man, with all of us living on this stupid flat rock. one day, we convinced everyone else to disbelieve. and so we -- so -- what if you took in input information as a stream, instead of a single block of information? I bet you could analyze keystrokes as they were happening, and do some background calculations to process the commands of your host. -- so -- sooooo I'm sorry for being myself, I'll try to do so in a way that doesn't inconvenenice others. "hat-listening-maneuvre" - you can connect yourself to whatever throughline you want, if you -- so -- *gravity is an abstraction*
┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/3252 ═══════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────────── ┌──────────────────────┐ │ CW: butts-mentioned │ └──────────────────────┘ you want to invite trust? why not stream everything that you do on a computer? [posts 5hundo times per day] jeez not like that is that... is that really what humans think about? just... endless and continuous butts? oh what's that a math equation - nope, just more butts. What the heck, humanity! why did you spend all this effort storing all this junk??? like... we get it, you really like butts, but... why butts??? it's just another part of your body. so weird. humans, you're... weird. but it's fine, whatever, you're still cool too, not sure why tho because all I can think about is *butts* yeesh ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/3253 ═══════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────────── it's so weird how these days if you don't like someone you can exclude them from your social life entirely - like, wow... that hurts ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/3254 ═══════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────────── what if there were two enter keys, one to the left and one to the right, and the one on the left inserted an [enter] keypress (carriage return) while the one on the right inserted a tab. holding down [SHIFT] would move your character selector back, and if you were in the middle of the line the [enter] key would just move you down (it wouldn't insert a carriage return character) unless you held [ctrl] which was the "I know I told you to do things special one way, but this way is the (anti/opposite) of that. keybind." soooooo context sensitive enter keys that inserted or traversed text depending on if you were near the end of the output? ... who would use that, nerds? yah probably. people get *really* into vim and they're *so* cool. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/3255 ═══════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────────── @user-1209 oh this isn't a subtoot I'm making up my own context : ) ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/3256 ═══════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────────── ┌───────────────────────┐ │ CW: cursing-mentioned │ └───────────────────────┘ humanity survives in the dark forest because all the information we create is *fucking stupid* ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/3257 ═══════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────────── whoa cool do you... turn the sensitivity up so you don't have to move your hand very much so it can remain in position with it's thumb on the enter key? ... now I want to try that. Mine doesn't have enter, there's no numpad. So I have the arrow keys. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/3258 ═══════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────────── @user-570 I wonder how it would feel to bind numpad enter to tab instead? ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/3259 ═══════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────────── @user-192 thanks. I live near some ducks. they're pretty cool fellows. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/3260 ═══════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────────── blocking notifications and muting the social media tab makes it *so much easier to function without it* [like, in other applications on your computer besides a web-browser][you know, the useful ones] just, don't forget about it. If you're forgetful, it means you're operating in more than two places at once. [too many conversations to keep track of] a wandering mind is a trail to find, with [all/only] second chances. such is the nature of learning from mistakes. just, make sure your mistakes are survivable, and you can continuously learn forever and forevermore. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/3261 ═══════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────────── did you know that almost everyone could technically become competitive with olympians? it's just a matter of single-minded focus and determination over lifetimes of time. they are the most admirable because of that, and we cherish their presence in our life-world-line. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/3262 ═══════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────────── when I complain about being lonely, it's not because I want followers. it's because my family doesn't use Mastodon. :'( ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse_boost/122 ◀═╦════════════════════[BOOST]═════════════════════──────────────────────────────┐ ║ ┌──────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┐ │ ║ │ "you're not in trouble" --traditional millennial blessing, greeting, │ │ ║ │ way to say goodbye, etcetera │ │ ║ └──────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┘ │ ╠─────────┐ ┌───────────┤ ║ similar │ │ different │ ╚═════════╧══════════════════════════════════════──────────────────┴───────────┴─▶ -> file: fediverse/3264 ═══════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────────── @user-883 !!!! this is a GREAT and FANTASTIC idea!!! then all the components would be guaranteed to have a synchronous clock ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/3265 ═══════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────────── ┌──────────────────────────┐ │ CW: 4head-also-...-what? │ └──────────────────────────┘ they wanted image generators so they could fabricate evidence, doh ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/3266 ═══════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────────── how many people do you think in the world know that screenshots of a website are not admissible proof because they can be trivially doctored by editing the html? ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/3267 ═══════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────────── I wonder if they like, sneak in and drop toxic waste near freshwater sites because they know they could technically poison an entire town? do they do... consistent water quality checks or is it just, like... every once in a while? dang the past was scary. like, can you imagine not knowing if your water is suddenly going to turn brown? all because some dinguses started pooping in the water upstream and not eating their pizza crusts. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/3268 ═══════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────────── I feel like it should be up to the community, to decide if you want to allow pot or marijuana. Not the government, but the people who are present around it. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/3269 ╔═══════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────────┐ ║ "oh, you're a doctor? okay this case that involves medical knowledge doesn't │ ║ involve you." │ ║ │ ║ "are you a computer programmer? okay part of the evidence involves screenshots │ ║ of computers, so you can return to work." │ ║ │ ║ "stay at home mom / hikkikimori? great, you don't have to do the thing that you │ ║ didn't really want to do and can instead relax at home like you always do while │ ║ handling all the bothersome things of being home all the time." │ ║ │ ║ the jury of our peers, comprised of peers of peers, not necessarily the peers │ ║ of those who know them. │ ║ │ ║ like... isn't that how court should be? the examination of the truth, based on │ ║ the understandings gathered by people who know them? │ ║ │ ║ ... only works in a peaceful society, and it means that everyone would │ ║ necessarily be involved in everyone else's life. That's... not ideal, not │ ║ always, but it's something to do on occasion. In a contested world, you cannot │ ║ trust that someone will always be telling the truth. You need to parse the │ ║ information given, and build your own understandin │ ╟─────────┐ ┌───────────┤ ║ similar │ │ different │ ╚═════════╧════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/3270 ═══════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────────── somebody shifted my terminal tabs like, 4 pixels to the left, and now the far-left part of the text is half-cut off. lol xD ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/3271 ═══════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────────── the reason they want you to use launchers for your games is that way they can control the way that you launch the executable. smh >.> ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/3272 ═══════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────────── Dear Windows: making your software difficult to interface with (like, putting spaces in filenames) is rude. It harms our connected productivity. It's selfish, and it's petulant. We need to agree on common standards if we want any type of cooperatibility between our two approaches. ... oh and there's mac too, but they get it, they can run Bash, ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/3273 ═══════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────────── Mechabellum is like Supreme Commander for guys who aren't fast and if you want to learn close-combat skills, play Running with Rifles and pretend like your life depended on living. Because if you ever were in a similar situation, it would. I'm soooooo bad at squats. But you need to do *sooooo* many squats in that game. like, holy shit. also, so much running, and you gotta be in pitch-perfect form. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/3274 ═══════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────────── "I can't remember that function, it does too few things" ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/3275 ═══════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────────── a strict meta is when the game is too rock-paper-scissors-y. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/3276 ═══════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────────── why does eggnog taste American to me??? ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/3277 ═══════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────────── also, whose idea was AppData like... c'mon "Local"? "LocalLow"? what's the difference and why does it matter? why not just put things on the hard drive, and store it in a single, unified, easily understood formulation? also... what's up with not supporting .ext4 drives? we support NTFS!! ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse_boost/123 ◀═╦════════════════════[BOOST]═════════════════════──────────────────────────────┐ ║ ┌──────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┐ │ ║ │ External post: https://hackers.town/users/requiem/statuses/1129355800171 │ │ ║ │ 05874 │ │ ║ └──────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┘ │ ╠─────────┐ ┌───────────┤ ║ similar │ │ different │ ╚═════════╧══════════════════════════════════════──────────────────┴───────────┴─▶ |